Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the ‘shut down ‘ button.
3. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run ‘ has ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to “sit”, so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘ find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my ‘mouse’ from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning ‘HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect u’r money.
9. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when u will provide that?
Best regards,
Sardar
This is SOOOOOO funny..did you write it?!
Nope!
A friend of mine sent me that.
I like this letter. All sardar’s are like that.They all are very funny.
Really nice. Is tells the real story of dandify Sardar ji…s
Hi everybody!
Can the open source software movement defeat (or severely cripple) Microsoft in the marketplace? Thank you 🙂
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দূর এটাতো অনেক পুরান জোক। আমি ভাবলাম আপনি নিজে কিছু লিখেছেন বিল কাকুর কাছে।
Hilarious 😀
ইশ আপনের ব্লগের থিমে মুক্তর বাটনটা যা মানাইছেনা।
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dear mr gates. i am afraid have not done my homework on the incredible histrionics and genius and contribution to computor technology that you have given to the people of this world. so now that i have given you your due, i would just like to say that there are no paralels between you and my self.i spent allmost 40 years as a u.s.marine and a police officer and noww my body is entirely spent and i am now 100% disabled.before i die i would like to visit the wall and talk to my old buddies. i wish you all the best.