কয়েকদিন আগে একটা মেয়ের কিছু কথা শুনলাম। আমাদের দেশে একটা চল শুরু হয়েছিলো, পোলাপাইন র কে ড় উচ্চারণ করে। এখন যদিও বিষয়টা বেশ কমে গিয়েছে… তবুও মেয়েটাও ঠিক তেমনি করছিলো ওর কথায়। আমি একটা মেইল করেছিলাম মেয়েটিকে যে এরকম হওয়ার কারন কি! ব্যস মেয়েটা ক্ষেপে গেলো…জবাবে আমাকে যা লিখলো তা এরকম:

Amake apni korei bolben apni. B/c u don’t know me, and im not ur friend.

Having said that, im surprised at the way u dared to judge me, having NO KNOWLEDGE of me whatsoever!!!!! What the hell made u think that u have “better” knowledge of Bangla culture than me??? Oh, only because my “R” pronunciation sounded like “RR” to u??!!! gosh, b/c of people like urself, aaj amader Bangladeshi der ei obostha. Listen u “self-proclaimed Bangla-bhasha-premik,” I was taught in Bangla medium school. Finished my SSC with an A+ in Bangla, which made me one of the 72 students in whole country who got 5 point gpa in 2001! Because I don’t have a scanner at home, I’ll scan my SSC mark-sheet tomorrow and send it to u, how about that? Oh, and u know what… I led my school in 2000 in National Debate Championship and ended up becoming the second runner-up in the whole nation! Since I got here, I’m solely committed to Bengali culture here in Atlanta, organizing yearly shows, where by the way I’m one of the organizers of Bangladeshi Student Association. And oh, should I mention that I was a Feature Editor for a Bangla Magazine for 1 n half years, but recently quit b/c I’m working on a film-script right now called “Biborno Ayna”?? oh, u don’t believe me, right? Do me a favor and go here: www.priyobangla.com. Don’t forget to check June’s edition, coz u see that cover story… I WROTE THAT! and about the film, u just gotta wait about a year to see it for urself!

And what a stereotype! Even if I were an English medium student, still that would not give u any fuckin right to judge me like that! u r full of bullshit saying u love our language. U r just another hypocrite who’s trying to find any single reason to divide our unity (if any left) saying “im better than u!” this is my mother tongue, and nobody NOBODY dares to tell me that they love my language more than me, NOBODY dares to tell me that they know bangla culture better than me! Gosh, u couldn’t find anything else to comment on; u had to come bite on my ass with my bangla “R” pronunciation and telling me how u love bangla more than me! U sure got some nerves to even hold thoughts like that, let alone passing em!

No, I have no taste of talking to ppl like u! and I have guts to be real, I don’t give a crap ke amar naam porichoy open korlo, ke gopon korlo.

Do not pm me anymore. I don’t need bullshit from ppl like u! got something worthy to say, be a man and write on the “comments” section. i was nice to u before, i gave u that chance, but the way u offended me, u dont deserve the slightest respect frm me!

Have a nice day.

আমি আগা মাথা কিছুই বুঝলামনা, কেনো এত ঝাঁঝ নিয়ে আমাকে জবাব দিলো… 🙁